
UPDATE: ELLIE GOULDING – STARRY EYED (RUSS CHIMES REMIX) HAS CLIMBED TO NUMBER 1 ON THE UK MTV DANCE CHART. Well done, Russ. The mix even has its own amazing official video.
Ring, ring, ring. Buzz, buzz, buzz. Delivery! IT’S RUSS CHIMES FROM LONDON! What’s he doing in New York? He’s bringing you his remarkably stylish post modern lust funk. You like it with a little noise on top. He knows. This pop is very hot. Now put your pants on and get to the door, he hasn’t got all week. VALERIE is in the house!
Why does everything sound so good when you hear it on the radio?
Because it’s been past the expert ears of a mastering engineer… probably.
Tell us about your car. Does it have the round radio knobs or is it a digital tuner?
It’s a 1978 MGB GT and it’s blue. It’s got a roof that folds back for sunny days. My radio is digital. It has red flashy lights.
What if they made a car stereo interface with extra knobs for filter and such?
I’d probably crash into a tree.
How many times is it acceptable to use the word knobs in a single interview?
Entirely depends on the context. Actually no it doesn’t, you have 2 left.

Right. We’re all adults here. Your music always makes me feel really drunk even if I’m only a little drunk. How is that achieved?
Sorry about that. I don’t make it when drunk.
What is your personal favorite Stuart Price pseudonym? Including Zoot Woman.
Jaques Lu Cont.
If you were at a party that wasn’t playing big room synthpop,what’s the best you could hope for?
Some nice French house. Or progressive house.
What’s the best commercial or theatrical use of pop in recent memory?
That happy Alphabeat track in the latest Diet Coke ads.
What don’t your fans know about you?
I can totally kickflip.
Thank you, RUSS CHIMES.
*RUSS CHIMES does not have one of those copyright deals where you must type his name in all caps. I did a lot of research for this interview and I have confirmed with his father and mother that RUSS CHIMES was in fact born in all caps just as Ultravox began using hot pink font in the style of florescent tubes. Here’s a really adorable photo of RUSS CHIMES being born.

I am exceptional at research. Thank you.