Being cool will ruin your career.
Internet “TV” is now hiring.
Everyone wants to be Daisy Fuentes.
Computer knows when you’re spelling Oprah wrong.
Computer makes you dumb/smart.
I love pencils.
It is possible to transform the definition of art.
When looking for inspiration it’s best to Ask The Goddess.
I used to go see bands I’d never heard of in my life and it was lovely.
Nothing is as promising as a Teengirl Fantasy.
I’m sincerely questioning your sincerity.
Mark Ronson did a nice thing for Yo-ster.
There is now a music video for Battlefield.
Anti-Pop Consortium is back in Fluorescent Black.
I’m in love with Ringo Deathstarr.
I need a job.
The sims are homeless.
I made a mistake when I said “half the people I meet are sluts.” Half the men I meet are sluts so what I should have said is “a quarter of the people I meet are sluts.”
You can keep
“> track of your sex life, really.
Actually, nevermind, half the people in New York are sluts.
I’m addicted to sushi
NY is disgusting
Honesty is not always the best policy
Sex is really good for you
It’s basketball season
It’s tacky when bands do shows at retail stores
Sometimes there are fights in the dj booth
The Village Voice is still great
Your heart is smart
A ton of our favorite bands are playing free shows this week
Chrystie is the new Bowery
Janet is a lovely neighbor
It’s been at least 10 years since anyone’s watched this
Janet’s bedroom is REALLY 90s
The whole first verse is leading to oral sex
At 3:38 Janet clearly whispers “shit”
Janet looks high
Janet’s come-on, “I was thinking maybe we could, well, you know”, trumps Alicia Keys asking Mos Def “can we get together sometime…out side the restaurant” by one million percent.
